What should i do about this?

i think you will have to accept that hes telling the truth about the . as for the other thing, you could just say something like," hey ,i was clearing out my make up box the other day and you'll never guess what i found....a lipstick vibrator! i just threw it out tho' because i dont need it now. it must have been in there for years!" that is basically what did happen so you would be telling the truth.